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Reblogged from kailahawkins, Posted by f13nds.

lztybrn:

remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour

"

Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.

Surely some revelation is at hand;
Surely the Second Coming is at hand.
The Second Coming! Hardly are those words out
When a vast image out of Spiritus Mundi
Troubles my sight: a waste of desert sand;
A shape with lion body and the head of a man,
A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun,
Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it
Wind shadows of the indignant desert birds.

The darkness drops again but now I know
That twenty centuries of stony sleep
Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?

"

W.B. Yeats, “The Second Coming.”

I find myself thinking about Yeats’ “rough beast” a lot of late. Yeats thought a shared apocalypse was nigh. But it seems to the beast comes for us one at a time.

(via fishingboatproceeds)
Reblogged from hyper-draft, Posted by jaidefinichon.
adriofthedead:

morganperreault:

the only way I’ll wake up early

japanese prank shows are on a whole other level
Reblogged from radspaz, Posted by funoftheday.
cadoized:

vrisktorias—serket:

epicukulelesolo:

thethespacecoyote:

ineloquentformalities:

boygeorgemichaelbluth:

funoftheday:

Instead of caramel apples this Halloween, melt jolly ranchers in a 250 degree oven for around 5 minutes, then pour over your apples. Add edible glitter for the sparkling space effect!

this is kind of genius

WHOA

NIGHT VALE APPLES

Void flavored

If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
Reblogged from taggedpizza, Posted by tastefullyoffensive.
tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]
Reblogged from titanshammer, Posted by ilovecharts.
moyaofthemist:

ilovecharts:

The total area of solar panels it would take to power the world, Europe, and Germany

kanyewesticle:

all restaurants are drive-thru’s if you drive hard enough

(Source: kanyewesticle)